I once had senioritis
From school I took hiatus
Life was so grand
I was king of the land!
Now I’m super senior, the highest
I’m a junior: one grade superior
We all agree: seniors are inferior
What’s this about college?
Way too much knowledge!
And all this homework can kiss my posterior
Sophomores rule! We’re all so smart
We’ve got high school to an art
Look at freshmen all small
We can finally rule them all
Pomposity off the chart!
So we’re freshmen, no big deal
We’ll never show how scared we feel
Now please tell me
Where I’m to be
And why my French sounds like Creole?by