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During weekends full of playoff games, it’s often difficult for busy students to find a quiet place to study. Homes full of family members cheering on their football team don’t exactly provide the best environment for focusing on schoolwork. But never fear, a new business in Downtown Littleton, iN-TEA provides the perfect place to do homework while enjoying a nice cup of freshly brewed tea.
How to be Hip (Satirically)
These days, the key to success in high school is to be constantly better and cooler than everyone around you. Being sufficiently hip in today’s society can seem difficult, but it is actually something anyone can be successful at.
Being hip is more than an act. It is a commitment. The key to being hip is to carefully choose who you associate with. Sincerity and kindness are for squares. The first step to being totally hip is to eliminate all your genuine, boring friends from your social circle and replace them with cool people. Don’t even make eye-contact with anyone who doesn’t share your radically progressive opinions. If one of your “friends” supports the incorrect candidate…