How to be Hip (Satirically)
These days, the key to success in high school is to be constantly better and cooler than everyone around you. Being sufficiently hip in today’s society can seem difficult, but it is actually something anyone can be successful at.
Being hip is more than an act. It is a commitment. The key to being hip is to carefully choose who you associate with. Sincerity and kindness are for squares. The first step to being totally hip is to eliminate all your genuine, boring friends from your social circle and replace them with cool people. Don’t even make eye-contact with anyone who doesn’t share your radically progressive opinions. If one of your “friends” supports the incorrect candidate…